Me: Can I make a sandwich?
Mom: Yes you can.
Me: Can I…put mayonaise on it?
Mom: Yes Steph you can.
Me: Is it okay if I toast it?
Mom: Use whatever you want.
Me: How about some ham? Do you like ham?
Mom: I like ham, you can do that.
Me: Should I cut it in half?
Mom: If you’re able to.
Me: Triangles…rectangles..?
Mom: STEPH. You’re 18, you can do whatever you want!
Me: Okay sorry! …So I can make a sandwich then?
Mom: YES!
Me: With ham?
Mom: YES! For crying out loud!
Me: Okay okay bye bye bye.
Mom: Okay, bye.
Me: So…on a plate? A big one or small one?
Mom: GO AWAY! 

Later..

Mom: So here’s your check from today. Should I…put on on your computer?
Me: Yes please.
Mom: Or…under your computer?
Me: Whatever floats your boat.
Mom: Maybe on your head?
Me: No, just on my computer, thank you.
Mom: Can I use my hand to put it on your computer?
Me: Okay! I’m sorry for bothering you, mom.