Last time I hung out with my sister and her friends, Sarah kept saying how I should date a white guy. She doesn’t know why I only date asian and filipino guys because “they could be our cousins”. Anyways, everyone wanted to see a picture of the last guy I dated. Conclusion: he looks like a lesbian, I look older than him, what is he, 16? He looks like a lesbian. And oh, did I mention he looks like a lesbian? I’ll stop dating short filipino guys that look like lesbians and trolls, jeeze. But the only reason I don’t date white guys is because white guys don’t even take a second glance at me because I’m ghetto. If you want me to have a white guy, he’ll have to be ghetto too.

But — Dude, that’s it. She’s single and she’s adorable. But I’m too much of a pussy to say “you’re so cute, did you want to hang out sometime” when I’m sober. Plus to add to it, dating guys younger than me? That was an absolute no for me. But a girl who’s younger than me? I’ll never know until I try since anyways — I never liked a girl before. I think the only reason she’s stuck in my head is because her face is the only face I can remember seeing and talking to last Friday. She was so adorable.